Slightly Offbeat
Surprise presidential address and we do not know the topic…

oh god.

Croton humor of the day:
  • When someone misquotes Tyler, the Creator lyrics.  If you’re going to act like you’re into OFWGKTA know the damn words.
  • When someone blames Obama for the rising gas prices.  Obviously Obama controls the price of foreign oil…
  • Royal wedding shit.
  • People posting their statuses as they attempt to type their names with their noses and elbows and crap.

Why do I live here?