Slightly Offbeat
You can’t make the same mistake twice, the second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.
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I was out today at my friends while my mom was out.

And she tells me to text her when I’m going home.  So I ask her why because it really shouldn’t matter considering she’s out anyway, and she tells me she wants to coordinate when we get home.

Mom, what makes you think I want to hang out with you?  I spend every day with you…